Splhash

Come back from my break from smoking in the back Kind of got the munchies and I want a snack So I grab me Doritos No, not no Fritos Then I start cooking up a microwave burrito Manager walks in and he's kind of mad Even though what I'm doing ain't so bad Then he starts yelling in my ear Want to disappear What is that I hear? Clock is ticking time is near Beep beep beep my burrito is ready Gonna get me meatballs and spaghetti So I start walking to little Italy Girls looking at me want a piece of me Woah, is this reality? Gonna show them what they want to see Take my shirt off let the guns fly free They've never seen such an anomaly Sir, sir wake up, are you with us? Man get the f*ck out my face foo What do yo- what do you mean? Sir you fell into a pool and failed to come up We had to do CPR for thirty minutes Nah nah man I just, I was I was smoking in the break room man I was- what are you talking about? What's you name? My- ah- my my What is my name? Oh, Jose Julio um De la Cruz That's not what we found in your ID sir Your name is Pedro Hernandez Oh sh- oh shit man no I was just smoking in the break room man I- I don't know what happened Yeah about that uh We found the drugs you that were smoking They seemed to be laced with some sort of psychoactive Noo no don't say that homes no Everything you've been experiencing for the past about four hours Have been a false reality I was- I was working at WaterWorld, what happened? No what are yo- WaterWorld? What are you talking about? WaterWorld man it's like- it's like the big theme park The waterpark I've never ever heard of a place called WaterWorld That doesn't exist Nah homes you trippin' man Aw shit man ah My head hurt man I F*ck, I think I fucked up man I Tengo que llamar a mi mama f*ck ah sh Que esta pasando? F*ck No puedo ir a trabjar No fue real Es un sueno No me siento bueno Es un beat de Reno Me quiero ir a banar en el mar Waterworld no esta Lo siento ma Tengo problemas Era un mal dia Fume maria No se que voy hacer No me quiero meter En tonterias Me voy a comer una sopapilla, shit