The Redditor's List

Hi Santa Hope you're doing swell I've been very good as you can probably tell These are the things that I want for Christmas this year I want Reddit gold (gold) Steam gift cards (cards) A 13-year-old Wholesome memes (uwu) These are the things that make me want to scream (and cream) Extra large big chungus shirt (shirt) Omegle premium Chicken tendies Some stock that will go to the moon (to the moon) I want some doritos Waifu pillows Mountain dew But only the green kind (green kind) Please give me karma too A steam deck would be epic too I love you Santa We're a lot alike Big fat white men who only come out of their house Once a year (year) And also We both love sugar Don't give me shaving cream (no shaving cream) Deodorant A shower The power A lot of flowers (flowers) Santa, I've been good I haven't stalked a single woman All year long Except for that one girl (damn) Too bad she's dead (dead) Yeah, but I've been good I love you so very much I think I'm munch Merry Christmas- (laughter) I think I'm munch? That doesn't even mean anything That does- That still doesn't mean anything That's not any better