Wave Pool Boogie

I'm sitting in my big blue floatie (In the wave pool) I'm eating a hoagie Who let dogs out? Last thing I heard was Watch out Got hit in the head now I'm seeing stars Is that a piece of poop or a chocolate bar? (Ew) Where the hell is the lifeguard? Damn he can't be that far (Where he at?) I haven't seen my daughter in a minute (Oh no) Last I saw she was going in the deep end (Swim good) She was swimming with her friend (Where she at?) But now I'm wonderin' if I'll see her again Where's my daughter?! You know what time it is, it's time to boogie You know what time it is, it's time to boogie You know what time it is You know what time it is You know what time it is, it's time to boogie I see a corpse in the water Someone's screaming where's my daughter I was watching Markiplier Long ass shift I'm getting tired People start to notice Turn up up the power Waves start comin' They begin to tower Now I got an hour Before Steven comes him and I can blame it on him Steven to the manager's office That's Steven to the manager's office This is the third time this month someone's died in the wave pool Damn it Steven I thought I could count on you But now I gotta deal with lawyers and such We cant keep killing people with negligent touch Blah blah blah my kid drowned in your park I should have known managing this place would suck from the start We're losing money day by day You ass is fired unless you have a way to make people stay You know what time it is, it's time to boogie You know what time it is, it's time to boogie You know what time it is You know what time it is You know what time it is, it's time to boogie Thank you John And yes you did hear that correctly The WaterWorld wave pool has claimed its third victim of the month And the forty-second on the year WaterWorld higher-ups refuse to make any statements On the events that have happened in the waterpark And officials are starting to close in And attempting to close down the waterpark But employees are refusing to leave and shut it down We don't know what WaterWorld is gonna to do next But we are very very intrigued as to what they are going to do Back to you John