Rubbers & Cream

Jack and Jill Went up the hill To consummate their marriage Jack fooled around And lost his crown Now pays for golden carriage But jack don't care "What's fair is fair!" His partners say he's batty Jill cruises town Drinking Royal Crown Provided by Big Daddy I got the rubbers And I got the cream I got the rubbers And I got the cream I got the rubbers And I got the cream I got the rubbers And I got the cream Now years have passed It's clear at last To jack he's lost his Jill And, void of hope With a big, fat rope Jack climbs again the hill Once at the tree Olde Jackson, he Ties on his new neckband But 'cross the hill Sits drunken Jill At the wheel of her sedan I got the rubbers I got the cream I got the rubbers I got the cream I got the rubbers I got the cream I got the rubbers! And I got the cream With quite a start And thumping heart Jack runs to see his Jill And, although blitzed Jill too admits She too does miss this hill Now jack is stanced To take a chance And blows a kiss her way And Jill don't mind Familiar grind And beckons Jack to stay A moment's heat A sticky seat Jack knocks it into drive Without a clue Head-first into Eternal bliss they dive