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Why am I here if I'm not the main event? That lad Pablo, heavy on the accent No lies kid, no need to invent But yer da's in Maccies like 'compliments to the chef' Coz he's a meff in Donnay socks Lonsdale trainees yer a chip off the old block Got a can of fozzies n ya threatening to skull it Lad, I'll cheer you up like the tiger Kings mullet Yeah, and screw Carole Baskin, mister Yer ma still uses MSN and windows vista She fell down a youtube rabbit hole Now she's scared of 5G and won't go out to go claim the dole Internet hysteria Believe me, there's no hot singles in ya area And Russian girls don't want western erections They just wanna spam ya Facebook and mess up elections Poo stain kidda now yer boxies are brown I'm from a place where we shut fascists down While the EDL still march through your ghost town They don't come here coz we're too Raw and Smackdown Eggs to Tommy Ten Names the flipping flannel But he didn't mention that on his YouTube channel If you think that ****** is telling you the truth, he Probably blamed Islam as he slipped you a roofie Out of order like a silent judge Hold yer cherries in case you get another nudge Yer the type to kick the fruity in spoons While yer ma sits at home with the kids watching cartoons Yer whole sleeve is bum clouds and flash art You ain't a Catholic and youve never met a koi carp Riding around with footy cards in yer spokes Screaming 'pickle rick' coz you think that ****'s bare jokes Ya Watch hentai for the story Yer from the North but yer still voted tory Yer da reads the Sun coz he's a bad ***** And yer ma cuts yer hair and left ya with bowl fringe Covid 19 but my vision 2020 Locked up like Akon, Uso penitentiary Ain't got nothing to do but tug on me peepee And If I see another TikTok ad then please murder me And we're still in this brexit I just wanna take me passport out and legs it Got no love for this **** hole nation And yer bird swiped right out of sheer desperation Get off the pot if you ain't gonna **** Ya think you're a Don and you're really just a Another edgy meme lord lackin humour Ya dead like ya sex life and OK Boomer That ****'s older than stale baloney 2012 called like yo, what happened to Kony? In jarg armani, ya couldn't be more phoney Take your stuff, ball it up and throw it out KOBE! Blah blah blah Blah blah blah