Christmas as a Grown Ass Man

Well, it’s that time of year Time for joy and for cheer Things are going good for little ol’ me Christmas as a grown ass man is what it’ll be I can finally afford the gifts I’ve been given extra shifts Maybe I’ll buy you a cool T-shirt Or maybe I’ll freak out in Target and buy you, like, a Toblerone I’ll pass on the Christmas ham Trying to be a vegetarian Things ain’t really going to plan This is a story of a grown ass man I can finally afford the gifts I’ve been given extra shifts But I’ve left it way too late This always fucking happens, oh, for f*ck's sake Oh, what am I gonna do 24th and I don’t have a clue Please don’t take it personally The gift of giving isn’t my specialty