Catfish Waterslide

You take a catfish You turn 180 degrees You bend your knees Pass the catfish into the hands Of the person who stands Two steps above It's a labor of love So the catfish So the catfish can get to ride On a catfish waterslide And then you do it again And again and again And again and again and again and again and again and again and again Ah It's a tough life At the catfish At the catfish waterslide The catfish waterslide I used to not give a shit I just pretended so I could fit in And everyone would applaud But inside I knew I was a fraud Then someone picked me up And they turned 180 degrees And then they passed me into the hands Of you You're my catfish waterslide You're my catfish waterslide And I want to be inside My catfish waterslide I want to dive Headfirst into your tube With plenty of lube And be sure to wiggle around every curve on the way down I'm not sure what the catfish are in this metaphor But you don't even care you filthy whore I'll shove catfish down your tube And you'll like it You'll like it and beg for more You're my catfish waterslide You're my catfish waterslide And then you do it again And again and again And again and again and again and again and again and again and again Ah It's a tough life For a catfish waterslide For a catfish waterslide You're my catfish waterslide You're my catfish waterslide You're my catfish waterslide