Be My Pianist

Oh my artist why are you so sadWith your paint smears and your siamise catYou should paint a bigger heartSwallow down to your chestMaybe even a halo above your headOh my piano why are you so cruelIt's so hard getting to know youYou can be with a brighter oneWho knew to play you so goodYou could sound so beautifulYou wouldOh my actress why you act so blueWith your sun beams and your silver spoonYou could act like the mountain topsYou could act like the queenBut oh why my dear must you act like me