Alert The Press! (Radio Edit)

I told my mom it's over That's how you know it is Take one last joyride, in the sports car you think makes you look so sick I'll drop it at your parent's house (Where you live) First thing in the morning But tonight I'm going out, take your car and my freedom for a spin This is a citywide alert To all the girls of LA If you see this man Run the other way I'm finally breathing Got your weight off of my chest I'm done being embarrassed Somebody alert the press! That I'm finally living Making up for time wasted Finally back to me again Somebody alert the press! Alert the media We're gonna celebrate tonight At my favorite bar I'm wearing something short and tight Haven't been back here, since you got kicked out from a fight (And you lost) Not much of a fighter, but real good at killing the vibe I'm sorry I boosted your ego Sorry that we ever met Sorry I gave you my time and– Built up all your confidence (Built your confidence) This is a nationwide apology To all the girls out there I'm sorry that he's on the loose Be careful out there I'm finally breathing Got your weight off of my chest I'm done being embarrassed Somebody alert the press! That I'm finally living Making up for time wasted Finally back to me again Somebody alert the press! I'm so sorry to the girls of LA Hope they're smarter than I was and stay far away (Far away) But just in case, I'm hanging posters of your face I wrote, "Ladies if you see this man, run the other way!" I'm finally breathing Got your weight off of my chest I'm done being embarrassed Somebody alert the press! That I'm finally living (Finally living) Making up for time wasted Finally back to me again Somebody alert the press! Alert the press