You're Breaking My Arms

Well, my baby picked me up on a Thursday night I said "Whatever you want to do, I will not put up a fight" Words I would live to regret, as it came to pass Her backseat full of implements, the cigarette lighter flashed With the slightest hint of evil, she said "Let's have a blast" Well, baby baby baby let me share with you a fact It may come as some surprise, but I do not bend like that I'm not gonna lie, my body's pumping with alarm I said "Baby baby baby baby baby, You're breaking my arms" I said "You're breaking my arms" Well, I came to on the table with the leather straps tight My baby looking deadly in the full moonlight There was some kind of contraption with a pulley and winch Connected to my body, I said "Baby, what's all this?" She said "Honey, this is my idea of what a Thursday night is" Well, baby baby baby got me bent up like a bug Taking photographs for friends so they can rank them on her blog I'm trying not to pass out and I'm fighting to stay calm Just that baby baby baby baby baby I think you're breaking my arms I think you're breaking my arms You know you're breaking my arms You're breaking my...guitar solo... Well, please not the ether baby, please not the straps Put down the blowtorch, take that coffee maker back I don't know what you want from me, some kinda confession? I don't know what's in store for me, the worst I'm guessing? Now it's Friday morning and I'm crawling into work Well, I woke up dumped off in my front lawn I could barely change my shirt Jake, you know, from sales? says "Man, you look like hell" I said "Looks are nothing, Jake, you should have heard me yell" He just whistled and grinned and said "Can I have her cel?" No, you do not want it, Jake! Oh baby, now the pictures they are pumping in my eyes Every time I close them as I'm putting back my files The mental scars may linger, that's not the worst part It's that baby baby baby baby baby I think you broke my arms You know you broke my arms You broke my arms That was you that broke my arms Yeah, you broke my arms