SLAY RIDE

Santa listen up this is a letter for you I'm writing to request a gift that would be best this year And if you've got the time please read every line i wrote I'm sure that you will find my request aligns with yours I want a world without poverty People in power to act the right way No masters laden golden robes Put a stop to global warming Trade all the CO2 for oxygen Put the ice back in the north pole I don't want a hippopotamus for Christmas, not a pair of socks or telephone I just want a world that we can live in, a world that feels like home Santa if your still up, check this list twice and maybe give it some thought I know that you have lots to do, please just listen I'm not trying to be rude If your still reading this list Kris Kringle my dear You probably agree that the above is crystal clear And if you liked that what I pulled out of a hat disclosed We've only scratched the surface but I have a few more things for you Here goes: Solve the worlds inequity No making millions off of scarcity No masters laden golden robes No margins stretched so paper thin Give diabetics free insulin Put the ice back in the north pole Don't wanna hippopotamus for Christmas, don't want a pair of socks or telephone Don't want a car to occupy my driveway, don't want to serve the owners of a throne Santa, that's all I've got, if you have any bright ideas maybe offer 'em up. We've lost our holiday love, followed the leader now the world is fucked. Now the world is fucked. Oy! You should hang out with your family on Christmas Share the love, sit by the fireplace and watch TV We just got a coca cola sponsorship to say it And this goes out to all you fuckin' Neo-Nazis who don't believe in Santa Clause F*ck you, and most importantly F*ck Off! Merry Christmas