Ode to the Immigration Department

Knock knock Mister Immigration man Please let me in I've got a healthy constitution And my heart is free of sin Mostly cos I don't believe In that kind of thing But I've heard that you are open-minded Excuse me Mister Immigration man Please let stay I've paid all of my taxes I work as much as play And I've got a 5-year-plan I wrote it up all neat All my docs are notarised And in French too, gratuite Help me Mr Immigration man Please let me start again I'll give you all of my money Why can't we just be friends? Why must you interrogate me? Ask me about my life I don't even really know My mother's sister's doctor's wife