Odin's Resignation

Ain't no joy in Asgard Frey is raining tears Balder kicked Hel's bucket And confirmed my worst of fears The cocks aren't crowing And the harp's not strumming But trust me, Ragnarok is coming Sleipnir threw me Wednesday On my way to work He texted me on Thursday He'd run off to join le cirque Don't need no runestones When Norse gods sink to thumbing It must mean Ragnarok is coming Heimdall's in his tower One hand on his horn He used to watch over Bifrost Now he surfs the 'net for porn My top-notch watchman Polishing his plumbing Ten krone says Ragnarok is coming My birds are bickering My brain, they done encumbered Frigg's flame is flickering Our nuptial days are numbered Those dwarves are whistling And Freya's feeling reckless Before the day of reckoning comes She'll have a brand new necklace And it won't be from me At least there's some good news Amid all this waste Loki has assured me My Valkyrie are being chaste But Thor's hammer's pounding The sound is numbing It sounds like Ragnarok is coming Brunhilda's warming up I hear her humming Ragnarok is coming That's all folks, Ragnarok is coming