I Want My Body Back

I looked in the mirror and what did I see A big fat gut down to my knee So what do I do eat less food No way has I have to be in the mood Even if I could it's unlikely that I would I'm too fat I want my body back So I went to the Gym with my mate Tim I saw the instructor "Get Hey Mate"! He said try some weights do some curls Hey! what's a curl? Ok! I'll give it a whirl Biceps began to ache that's it for me mate I'm too fat I want my body back So I hopped on the treadmill full of inspiration Determined to be soaked in perspiration Didn't take long before I had my fill Found a chair and began to chill I feel like a dill, maybe I'll just take a pill I'm too fat I want my body back Ah! the bench press in no time I was a mess And totally depressed What about the rowing machine? Perfect! so I sat down with a cup of Ovaltine I'm too fat I want my body back Thought I better have one more try and found a mat and did a few sit ups but fell asleep on my back dreaming of Not being fat When to the locker found my Ocker Get hey Tim looks like I'll never be slim I'm too fat I want my body back Back at home no more dreaming of some body tone No need to moan television on my favourite show Beer and chips in my hand isn't this just grand I'm too fat I want my body back (fade out)