You're a Pain

CHINA You dropped out of the TV With a familiar plop and a splash Your hair strategically combed Like a carnivore covering scat You had one eye on your maskless face as you watched old Trumpers die The Biggest Fools think that your name is Cyrus your name is Cyrus and You're a Pain, Freaking Eh this song is about you Oh, your fast food order is ready for you, at VIP window four One coffee, ten hamburgers, Stormy Daniels, and oh so much more You had one hand on your Wendy's bag, and the other hand on Kitty Roar The Biggest Fools think that your name is Cyrus, but you're really a virus and You're a Pain, Freaking Eh this song is about you Now we see you're the one that's the virus You're the big virus and You're a Pain Freaking Eh this song is about you Well, I heard you went on a Twitter rant Tweeting like a syphilitic nun Maybe that explains taking your sunglasses off To look at a partial eclipse of the sun You say you take Hydroxychloroquine Because when you lie, you win Covid is bad, but you're a bigger virus A Big Fat Human Virus You're a Pain From the East Coast to the West Coast When was the last time you called Eric