Scurvy

This is just my pirate song, I always wanted a pirate song But not the pirates that pillage n' *cough* get scurvy I just want the musical, costumed, fabulous fantasy Finding me buried treasure 'n not be so topsy-turvy This is just my pirate song, I always wanted a pirate song Ate me limes n' lemons n' can't get scurvy  Sometimes make-believin' can be better than reality Find the x that marks the spot so I won't feel unworthy Ay-yo-ay-yo-ho keep your head out of the clouds Ay-yo-ay-yo-ho some dreams lead you to the plank These fantasies will lead your mates to darkened shrouds Twist and turns of reality might leave yer ship sank This is just my pirate song, I always wanted a pirate song Make the venture One-eyed Willy treasure worthy  Should I sleep or should I wake 'n ruin this illusion Shut my eyes 'n keep the dream that I am seaworthy Ay-yo-ay-yo-ho hoist the sail n' journey a-ho Ay-yo-ay-yo-ho let's live this pirate fantasy Dead queens still tell tales  This is just my pirate song, I always wanted a pirate song