TP Troubles

Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their clutches Finishing my job and I start to scream An empty cardboad tube next to me Is this the end of my dignity, what do I do? Why am I punished for having a poo My trousers are down and my cheeks are brown I'm on my last few sheets The papers running out, this is taking the piss The people that buy it must need lots of shits Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their clutches Now I'm in the supermarket Scanning the shelves and what do I see One more pack left unscathed My bum will once again be saved! As I reach for the white gold Social distancing's a rule of old Panic buyers in their streams Taking all the bloody TP from me Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their Clutches Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their Clutches Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their Clutches Why is there no toilet paper I Just want to poo It's time to hunt panic buyers To free the sheets from their Clutches