I Love the East Coast

From the Boston Bars to Miami Streets And all those little places in between Some I like, some I love, some "I'm kind of like whatever" But they're still here too And it fills me deep inside Fills me up with Atlantic Pride Like a traffic jam on I-95 As we all race down to da Ocean It's not that the Midwest sucks Or that you're out of luck But who the f*ck is Derek Trucks?! (I dunno man, but I think he's from the East Coast.) I I Love I Love the East Coast, The East Coast I I Love I Love the East Coast, The East Coast All the New York Yogis say Namaste All the Richmond Kids worship The Waste And we wish the south would chill on that Bathroom Bill Yeah... they're still here too... Hotlanta always rips Delaware has beer and chips You might think Delaware's a dump Well it's our dump Delaware rules. F*ck you It's not that the West Coast is lame Or that I can't pronounce their names But why would i go to Lake Tahoe? When I could just hang out in New Jersey? I I Love I Love the East Coast, The East Coast I I Love I Love the East Coast, The East Coast