Goosifer

It's a beautiful evening for a lazy stroll A little fresh air is always good for the soul There's turtles, and ducks, and lovely little creatures HOLY SHIT! What is that? It's got teeth on it's tongue! What kind of sick God would create such a beast? It's got beady black eyes and creepy orange feet It's like an H.P. Lovecraft version of a duck And instead of cute quacks, it unleashes horrid honks They march forth like the hordes of Ghengis Kahn With the confidence of that jock from your high school Who grew up to make more money than you These winged eldritch featured mistakes Serve as a reminder of our beaconing graves No honor, no meaning, no purpose, no joy Only geese and ganders here to search and annoy Here to damn your fate It's Goosifer To remind you that love is a lie It's Goosifer Nobody hears your prayers But Goosifer And the fact is Goosifer don't give a shit