Murder Your Testicles

One night I watched the movie Children of Men It's about a utopian world where women are all barren The youngest person in the human race is an 18-year old doucehbag That sounded great to me I looked down at my nuts with a plan I'll microwave my boys all day And run nude by power plants I've heard that weed can kill your seed So I'll put some in my pants But some scientists who work in reproductive health Have warned industrial chemicals are making us sterile Sperm counts are tanking thanks in part to phthalates and BPAs There in a ton of products that we all use every day Isn't this grand? Imagine a world Without screaming babies We can all raise dogs and cats instead Put those chemicals inside me! Your dreams won't have to die If your nuts are deep fried