Ron DeSantis? More Like Ron DeSUCKIT, amirite?

It's an election year, and I can tell cause Florida Man Ron DeSantis signed a dumbass bill Barring teachers from teaching their students That gay and trans people Um Exist The law bars classroom discussion on basically anything Deemed "too gay" And pearl-clutching parents can sue schools And the districts have to pay The intention here is to have a chilling effect They want to scare teachers into compliance And the insinuation is that LGBTQ people Are child predators Projection much? They can eat my whole dick This is brought to you by the same damn party That alleged sex trafficker Matt Gaetz belongs to And child molester Dennis Hastert Google his name If you missed that story The GOP loves to F*ck kids