The Gas Station

Nothing ever (ever) happens in this town Feeling low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news I'm going (yes I'm) going, I'm a-going to the Going to the (hard) ware I'm going, really going to the Going (hard) I'm going to the (hard) oh yes, I'm going to the Hardware store They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) When are they gonna open the door? I'm going (yes I'm) going, I'm a-going to the Going to the (hard) ware I'm going, really going to the Going (hard) I'm going to the (hard) oh yes, I'm going to the Hardware store