Magic Robot Dah-Di

Bright red laser eyes had he AA batteries 123 Straight from under the Christmas tree came Magic Robot Dah-Di. Don't entertain or play his game Don't call for him or say his name He will get inside your brain Magic Robot Dah-Di. I played with him all Christmas morn Till the batteries run out. But something changed forever more That I had no doubt . He'll come creeping late at night Polished chrome a wondrous sight Take extra care cos he may bite Magic Robot Dah-Di. There's tapping on the bedroom door Evil seeping from his core No one comes here anymore Magic Robot Dah-Di I was once a kindly man I run odd errands for my Nan Ive killed her dog with poisoned ham for Magic Robot Dah-Di. I was once a quiet lad just played on my guitar. Now I've got a zombie knife I keep it in my car. Snakes and spiders you will see The rotting smell of death on thee Sooner or later you will be like Magic Robot Dah-Di. Stealing cars whilst sniffing glue Killing cats and hamsters too Razor blades in sisters shoes for Magic Robot Dah-Di. You'll forget what you once knew You'll do things you don't want to do Beat a stranger black and blue for Magic Robot Dah-Di. Once I had a steady job Part time at Matalan. Now I talk to Jesus When I take Midazolam. Father Christmas dressed in black Nothing special in his sack He'll take your Scalextric back Magic Robot Dah-Di. Round the campfire late at night Your mental health is not quite right Keep the fireworks out of sight from Magic Robot Dah-Di. Bobby Shafto's gone to sea Naked cousin on your knee He won't come back to marry thee Magic Robot Dah-Di. Dah-Di played around in skips He had an awful stench. He had a thing for garden snails Thus proving he was French. Don't call for dad don't call for mum Don't scream for help cos none will come Just don't **** your brothers *** for Magic Robot Dah-Di.