My Dog Dances Better Than You

Oh nobody listens to my music But I don't really make music for them I make music for my dog He ain't got no opposable thumbs But he can still cut a rug better than you I ain't sold an album Nobody streams my songs But I ain't here complaining Like a pop star Don't need validation Not an industry tool The value of art isn't decided By a circle jerk of uppity fools Oh nobody listens to my music But I don't really make music for them I make music for my dog He ain't got no opposable thumbs But he can still cut a rug better than you I won't pop up in your playlist I'm an album you won't listen through I ain't got no pitch control But motherfucker neither do you I ain't got no fan base Nobody comes to my shows That just means there's more room for my puppy Yeah he's always in the front row (Here we go) Oh nobody listens to my music But I don't really make music for them I make music for my dog He ain't got no opposable thumbs But he can still cut a rug better than you I ain't got no fine form I'll never have a record deal But what I got's a platform To elevate things that matter I only got like ten fans And that's fine by me They don't care about platinum And I wouldn't change a fucking thing. Oh nobody listens to my music But I don't really make music for them I make music for my dog He ain't got no opposable thumbs But he can still cut a rug better than you Oh nobody listens to my music But I don't really make music for them I make music for my dog He ain't got no opposable thumbs But he can still shake his rump better than you Nobody listens to my music Nobody ever seems to care All I want is fame and fortune And maybe that's why nobody likes my music