Picha Pie

At first I was afraid to eat a picha piekept thinking this is not a goodthis is a picha pieand I spent oh so many nightsjust eating my tortang talongand I grew strongbecause of my tortang talongbiglang may box, from outer spacenakita ko sabay kinuha ko'yung box from outer spacebinuksan ko at nasindakmay picha pie sobrang laki!tinikman ko within 5 seconds,naubos ko parang mani!ngayon ako, ay ganitokung 'di ka picha hut o shakey'syou're not welcome, ('tang) ina mo!ngayong sa akin picha pieayoko nang mahiwalaypara sa 'yo, handa kong magpakamatay'cuz now I love picha pieas long as I eat picha pie I know i'll be alivei want all my garlic beefpepperoni, double cheeseang picha pie... oh, picha pie... penge!you took all the cash I have, naubos ng lahatgusto ko pa ng picha piengunit ang pera'y di sapatand so I spent so many nightsjust feeling sorry for myselfit made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?ngayon ako ay nagipit!hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisipmedyo mahal ang picha pieyou can't expect it to be freethat's why I'm saving all my moneypara mayroong pambili(look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!)(huh? picha pie!)(no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!)(pi-cha pie)(pi-)(pi-)(zza!)(cha!)(pizza!)(picha!)(nononono, nonono)[translations:]tortang talong- eggplant omelettebiglang may box- there came a boxnakita ko sabay kinuha ko- I saw it and I got it'yung box- the boxbinuksan ko at nasindak- I opened it and i got scaredmay picha pie sobrang laki- there was a picha pie, so big!tinikman ko- I tasted&tried itnaubos ko parang manI - I finished it like it was 'mani!ngayon ako, ay ganito- now I'm like thiskung 'di ka picha hut o shakey's- if you're not pizza hut or shakey's('tang) ina mo!- (bitch&prostitute) your mother is...!ngayong sa akin picha pie- now the picha pie if mineayoko nang mahiwalay- I don't want to share itpara sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay- for you, I'll prepare it when i dieang picha pie- the picha piepenge!- give me!naubos ng lahat- it's all gonegusto ko pa ng picha pie- I still want picha piengunit ang pera'y di sapat- but my money's not enoughwala na ba akong picha pie?- I don't have picha pie anymore?ngayon ako ay nagipit!- now I'm stressed out!hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip- I'm not a stupid person who doesn't thinkmedyo mahal ang picha pie- pizza pie's a little expensivepara mayroong pambili- so that I can buy it