Internet Going Nutz

"Internet Going Nutz"[sounds of a keyboard clicking]Okay, on this computer, gon' see what it do"Paul, you've got maaaaail"Let's see what new e-mails I've got[sample in background:] "I-I-I've got the internet goin nuts"Hit me on this e-mail, I'ma hit 'em back, see what it doWhat they talkin 'boutWell I got me a couple pictures on this e-mail tooWe gon' see what they talkin 'bout mayne, okay[Paul Wall]I'm comin straight up outta that chatroom, and live from the message boardI'm at the crib all by myself, chattin online when I'm boredOh my Lord, BlackPlanet got all the {hoes} and all the freaksI'll get your page and send a note, then hit me back when it's time to creepI'm tryin to reach this girl Monique, her screen name is ChynaDollShe's light brown with big thighs, and standin five foot seven tallIf she don't call me it's okay, I'll hit up SexyEyez02Sophomore at TSU, and she run track, that's what it doI'll send a note to my girl Crystal, she ShootiNStarr99She uploaded some sexy pictures and oh my God that girl is fineWine and dine, but not this time, I pimp the keyboard, I'm onlineTalkin fly in the chatroom, my conversation is goin downWhere you from? Where you at? Lil' momma sho' talkin niceI tell her meet me at U of H right by the towers later on tonightI'm sendin all my girls a kite, I'm tryin to find some internet hypeJust hit me up on my Sidekick, I'm signin off and I'm switchin the site[Chorus]"I've got the internet goin nuts" "I-I-I've got the internet goin nuts" [3X]"P-P-Paul Wall baby, what'chu know 'bout me""I'm on that five nine South Lee baby, holla at me"[Paul Wall]Okay I signed on to this DallasPeeps, on the hunt for a couple freaksI'm logged on and I'm ready to chat, where you at let's meet and greatThese sexy {hoes} at U and T, I'm sendin e-notes talkin flyIf you lookin for late night love, holla at me girl I'm your guyI met a girl on CollegeClub, her screen name was Jazzy BrownShe told me when I come to her town, to hit her up and it's goin downShe e-mailed me this old picture before she had her baby boyI was ready to pay her a visit, she used to look like Ke-ToiBut, one too many Almond Joys, I went and seen this girl in personBut when that big {bitch} opened the door I damn near started cryin and cursin(Damn) Just too many mega bites and, not enough roadrunnerBut big girls need love too, so I beat it up like Royal RumbleSheeeit, lil' momma looked like a whale she broke the scaleI told her baby I gotta bail, I won't tell if you won't tellWhat the hell, the first minute I got in range of the nearest DellI changed my screenname and my number, this internet pimpin still prevails[Chorus][Paul Wall]So I log on to the Facebook, I'm tryin to find me a good lookI'm lookin for a lil' one night love, I throw the bait and they bite the hookI holla at that boy Goo, my potnah puttin me up on gameHe let me know which girls are freaks and e-mailed me they screennamesI hit 'em up like it ain't no thang, how you do and it's nice to meet'chaLate night a few e-mails later I'm knockin senorita out her sneakersCheck me out on my own website, DJPaulWall.comHit me up on that home board and we can chat baby all night longWhat's the scoop you goin to school? Maybe pimpin that 9 to 5?Download my computer love, and get a taste of my hard driveI'm on the search for cybersluts, lookin at pics on in the mixTryin to find a computer check with a webcam that'll make a flickHit me up on that AOL, Instant Messenger what it doMy DSL is fast as lightning on the hunt for this mooshuYou got some potnahs that's just like you? Call your crew and I'll call mine tooJust take a look at my hit count, this internet pimpin thang ain't new[Chorus]