Catch-22

[SPOKEN]:Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position during the take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you...Waiting on a ticket'Cause you're looking for the rideYou're feeling on top'Cause you're flying through the skyYou wanna have your cakeAnd you wanna eat it tooEverybody's always pointing fingers at youYou're damned if you doYou're damned if you don'tWe're always doing all the thingsThat we say we won't[CHORUS]:Here we goWe're riding on a whimConnecting with a rendezvousHere we goWe're jumping off the wingsWe're going round in circlesIt's a catch 22Yes, we're flying round in circlesIt's a catch 22yes were rocking round in circles it's the catch 22[SPOKEN]:If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. All eletrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we areat a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.Looking from the outsideYou're always looking inYou think you fixed the problem'Til it comes right back againAnd life seems like a trapYou're trying to get outYou're searching for you cheese'Cause you feel like mighty mouseYou're damned if you don'tYou're damned if you doYou've seen all the signsBut you haven't got a clue[CHORUS]You are in for the ride of you life[CHORUS][SPOKEN]:We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out.[CHORUS]