Condo Life

Superintendent and beach security A rent-free studio and all the master keys Twenty-four seven I've been on call So believe me I've just about seen it all Like two am noise from one-o-one Crazy Yuri waves me in and shouts at her phone Purple-faced fury for a man in Brazil But her cell's been disconnected for unpaid bills Condo life, Miami Beach condo life Is it the kind of life for me Banana-hammock Benoit struts by la piscine His yellow speedo, makes all the women keen But for the chiquitas doesn't care a whiff He only swims when it's the pool-boy's shift Condo life, Miami Beach condo life Is it the kind of life for me Condo life, Miami Beach condo life Might not be the kind of life that I wanna live That I wanna live Gotta pay off my bookie so I can go back North Head for higher ground and find my green acres Next Cat Five Hurricane it's gonna blow this place around But 'til then I'll be their caretaker Sweet Carmen fled Cuba 'round cincuenta y dos Tuesdays we share a smoke and cafecitos She shows me pictures as Havana's Miss I raise a toast to her with a Chef's kiss Her in that red hat is the only one that I'll miss Condo life, Miami Beach condo life It's not the kind of life for me Condo life, Miami Beach condo life It's not the kind of life that I wanna live That I wanna live That I wanna live