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Let me tell you a story about this ambidextrous talk show host that I used to live withHe once told me that the sky was greenI didn't believe him so I hit back with a short, sharp shot disco me to oblivion babyHe uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humor and that's when we started to grow apartHomemakerHeartbreakerHomemakerHeartbreakerStrangeFeelingPainFeelingIt's wrenchedOhMySoulNo painNo gameWell things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wifeAnd then I fell in love with his daughterAnd I can't help who I fall in love with Ok?Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electronic can opener Ouch!He kicked me out of the house and burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy DeanHomemakerHeartbreakerHomemakerHeartbreakerStrangeFeelingPainFeelingIt's wrenchedOhMySoulIf it don't hurtIt don't workNoI was alone but that was only the beginningI was alone but that was only the beginningYeah, I was alone but that was only the beginningI was alone but that was only the beginningHomemakerHeartbreakerHomemakerHeartbreakerStrangeFeelingPainFeelingIt's wrenchedOhMySoul2,4,6,8Who do we appreciate2,4,6,8Who do we appreciateI said 2,4,6,8Who do we appreciate2,4,6,8Who do we appreciateStrangeFeelingPainFeelingIt's wrenchedOhMySoul