Illusion, Coma, Pimp & Circumstance

She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't danceSo he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the financeWho's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstanceShe was older but rich beyond compareShe'd drop a thousand dollars at the saloon just 2 get her hair didHe was good at compliments, better in the bunkShe laced him with a crib in Paris, he hipped her 2 the funkWay 2 fine he was 4 herA dirty dog in expensive furAs long as she's providing chips and whipsWe can do this funky thangAs long as she was playing the hostHe figured he would make the most of them hips and lipsHe hooked her up, rocked her coast 2 coastUgly...So ugly, rich beyond compareShe's dropped a couple hundred thousand dollars on a silver whipJust 2 match the color of her hairShe said "Eye got plenty of what U need.Put the spoon down honey, c'mon, let mama feed U"She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't danceSo he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the financeWho's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstanceWhere was Eye? Oh yeah...A gentleman he wasHe never spoke about her noseSo prominent because in the dark it'd glowIf she was only tan instead of so lily whiteHer name was Doris but he called her "Fluo"As in "-Rescent" - That ain't rightFluorescent every nightA situation bound 2 failAs sure a Doris' skin was paleMoney might talk, but what does it say?U better get busy if U wanna get paid"Boy, Eye was fine back in the day"She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't danceSo he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the financeWho's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?That's the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstanceNow, danceDanceHe spent her money oh so wellTake a bath in cold KristalHe took a trip 2 burn an old flame in 'Frisco, like wowBut Doris caught him in her armsShe shrugged her shoulders and said "No harm"Just put Ur name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the discoShe knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't danceSo he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the financeWho's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstanceShe knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't danceSo he hipped her 2 the funk in xchange 4 the financeWho's pimpin' who if nobody gets a second chance?This is the story of illusion, coma, pimp & circumstanceNow, danceDance