Every Good Boy Does Fun

He sits around and watches while you workAnd laughs at your business and gives you a smirkHe thinks he's got it all figured outHe'll even give you pointers on what lifes aboutRound and round he goes he'll be backAnd nobody knows just who he'll attackHis evil intentions will prevailHe'll call you up at 6 a.m. - it's time to post his bailHe's last on the production lineGetting' high - feelin' fineOutta sight - outta mindRunnin' for the border lineCan't get to work on timeLoved ones are left behindShow me some assuring signsEvery good boy does fineHe'll take you for everything you're worthAnd send it to his family of nerverending birthYou took him in just to save a buckHe'll screw your wife and kill your kidsThen what - you're fuckedAmerica's a slammer - slam it shutSafe haven for your convicts - psychos and slutsAs leniency starts to take its toll10,000 more pass the border patrol