Mullet Mess

I'm just a big fuckin mess A shitty mullet And a hairy ass chest I'm just a big fuckin mess I'll fight your boyfriend and I'll piss on your dress I'm just a big fuckin mess Smoking cigarettes I'm just a big fuckin mess Smoking cigarettes Don't give a shit what you think I didn't ask for an opinion You little dweeb in your head I'm gonna cut you like an onion I'm just a big fuckin mess Holes in my undies And my jeans are distressed I'm just a big fuckin mess Piss in your yard Where my dog didn't shit I'm smoking beer and pissin cigarettes My lips are chapped as shit and I don't care I'm drinking beer and pissin cigarettes I got smoke all up in my hair Don't give a shit what you think I didn't ask for an opinion You little dweeb in your head I'm gonna cut you like an onion I'm just a big fuckin mess I don't know what to say Besides my mullet needs a trim And I need like six beers a day Aye grab me a coors Grab me some fuckin domestic beer I ain't want none of that imported shit I want that strong, blue blood, American shit Heehaw muthafucka