Wilfredo (feat. Coldman)

Where'd you get the dog? He followed me, pa, followed me everywhere I went He did? Well whatcha doing with a rope on him? Well I helped him follow me My dog died yesterday Not really but it's bound to happen I said I'd help him find his way That motherfucker started laughing I told him that I wasn't playing Just need someone to let me back in He let his tongue glide on his face He wagged his tail and started rapping One day we'll all be dead and none of this will matter All that goop up in your head will turn to decomposing matter All the blood shed will turn into water for the earth to drink So don't you fret, give me a treat And laugh a little fore you are deceased What's a master without a ball? What's a dogbone without the raw? What's a scrotum without the balls? Life, but I guess it's the luck of draw (What draw?) Well, there fucking isn't one Don't tell me not to bark I'm smoking cinnamon You ugly pimpleface You look like Zimmerman Quit pleading innocent Cause I been listening to you That's right, I watch you when you're intimate I know the grunt you make when you are finishing Your dinner plate and don't you go and get it twisted Michigan cannot save you from your predicament Citizen, but illegitimate Life is shit, you step in it, eat a bit Then the bitch next door giggles and tells you that it's chocolate One day we'll all be dead and none of this will matter All that goop up in your head will turn to decomposing matter All the blood shed will turn into water for the earth to drink So don't you fret, give me a treat And laugh a little fore you are deceased I love without a reason to I love you 'cause you feed me food You look at me but seeing you You wonder what I see in you If you only love me more You'd never go to grocery stores I worry you ain't coming back I wonder could I hump your leg I wonder why you fear my death I don't even fear my death I'm just living for the day The only thing to fear is my breath I'm here for a shorter stay But that don't make me feel no stress I really don't have more to say It doesn't matter anyway because One day we'll all be dead and none of this will matter All that goop up in your head will turn to decomposing matter All the blood shed will turn into water for the earth to drink So don't you fret, give me a treat And laugh a little fore you are deceased Laugh a little 'fore you are deceased Laugh a little 'fore you are deceased Laugh a little 'fore you are deceased Laugh a little 'fore you are deceased You ought to heed your parent's advice "Worry a little less. Don't live life desirous of other people's success" But everybody's got their vices You're no exception No matter how hard you try You're a worry papillomavirus Don't call me Wilfred, I'll f*ck you up I apologize, that wasn't nice of me Modesty has never been my specialty I get tired seeing people treat retrievers like they're prodigies I'm no Socrates, but you hear my prophecy Never pawn the poem for the prosody Never trade the cheddar for the broccoli