KRAFT SINGLE

Yo Quad, some bitch took the last Kraft single, aw shit I've been thinking about making this song PG, so all little Eric's little girlfriends can Listen with me You know how it is You know what It's up in here Kraft single thieves, yo Dear Rowan, yo mama a bitch, yo best friend a bitch, yo girlfriend a bitch, what you doing In my fridge, you freaky ahh bitch, walking around like you a sneaky ahh snitch Ate the last Kraft single, now I'mma get Clyde to touch you, like he Quandale Dingle Quandale Quandale Quandale Quandale I'm the greatest of all times, so all these wannabes better stay inside We better stay inside (We better stay inside yuh) Talking about you, Clyde You look like you wanna ride five guys Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Kraft single, hoe Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside You ate the last Kraft single, hoe Hope you choke on a Pringle, hoe Where my singles at, hoe Where my, where my singles at, hoe Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Rowan, Rowan, Rowan I know it was you I can sense it in you You's the mac and cheese bandit, huh? You's a, you's a mac and cheese bandit hoe, hoe Don't f*ck with me, hoe I know it was You's a mac and cheese bandit, hoe Mac and cheese, mac and cheese bandit Bandit, bandit, hoe hoe Where my singles at, hoe Where my singles at Where my singles at, hoe Pull up, pull up, pull up Pull up to my crib, you gonna catch this block From the top, make your body drop like a cop Where my singles at, hoe Stay inside, stay inside, stay inside, stay inside Where my singles at, hoe Where my, where my, where my singles at, hoe Let me catch you, bitch, on sight, hoe, hoe Pull up to my crib, you gonna catch this block Don't ever steal all my Kraft singles out here again Bitch, ahh hoe Don't want you here F*ck off Maybe we'll find out who fuckin' did it if we check the news Alright, man Good evening and welcome to Channel seven News Tonight, a peculiar crime spree has left the community on edge As a mysterious individual, identified as Rowan Has been targeting homes for a very specific item Kraft Mac and Cheese singles Authorities are in a frenzy following reports of break-ins Across several neighborhoods, all linked to this unlikely theft Dubbed the Mac and Cheese Bandit by locals Rowan allegedly leaves behind a trail of empty cheese wrappers And puzzled homeowners Residents are understandably concerned, with one stating "Who would break in just for mac and cheese? It's not like it's gold or something. Despite efforts to apprehend her Rowan has managed to evade capture Sparking speculation about her motives Experts suggest this behavior could stem from a psychological compulsion or an unusual craving, prompting The community to remain vigilant Police are urging anyone with information to come forward while reinforcing security measures As the search for Rowan continues Channel seven News will keep you updated on this bizarre yet intriguing story That wraps up our broadcast for tonight Stay tuned for more updates and breaking news I'm Tri, and have a good night Man I told you it was that hoe That Rowan bitch ass crazy ass hoe bro God muthafuckin daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.