Glarm Up On You

When I first saw you, I was like "Ooh... that's gonna be one mighty fine pile of goop when I'm through" No need to even try to be smooth when I move Every part of me just flobbity-floops when I do You And I can feel what you're feeling, too Got my spirit humming like a kazoo And I'm running out of words that end in "ooh" that I can use But it's like mmm, mmm, mmm, the way you do that How you rest your thingmabobs upon my doodad You just shlermfed that thing right off, and then it grew back I try not to do things too fast Just imagine, what if you came into view, and I just blew past? Screw that, nah Let us engage in some romantic undulations I'mma strike like I was lightning, while I keep the thunder waiting I'mma keep the glumphing going 'til we both escape from language And our brains are left with nothing but that "oy doyven glayven" Boy oh boy, the point I'm making is, enjoyment's taking over As our coitus-cadence flows like Coltrane on bossa nova And we glossolaliaonomatopeorize our quorbadoffers, florfully Then am traggada dorn, just like I told ya If you call me I'll be on my way There's not a thing that can stop me I'll be up on you all the goddamn day I'm a one-man glarming army I'm just tryna push and mush and mash my body up on your body I'mma flop down on you Flip you over Floop you so flobbodinously Honestly, if god could see us, she'd be awfully pleased You see, what starts as a bodily odyssey leads to crossing a cognitive sea Frolicking 'tween these beads Hearts beating deep beneath these trees Gee golly gosh, you're awfully foxy All of you is all I need Why don't you come and get a dose of this Marshmallow Savage As the sun curls its toes in the most fractal fashion Juxtaposing laughter and passion Clothing scattered haphazardly Approaching absolute maximum attraction, asymptotically And yeah, I got some honeysuckle kisses dripping sloppily My jabberwock erotica has got you plermed up properly And once we're glarmed together, there's no way to get you off of me So obviously, forever's what I'm offering Now won't you glarm with me?