The Cosmic Flophouse

Well I said the first time that I met you I was not a human being Now after all of this time's passed You know what I mean Well I'm gonna live forever And I'm never satisfied And I might be nice for the first hundred years But then I'll have to say goodbye There are no nice guys in eternity Didn't your momma tell you that? The afterlife is a fraternity and No woman can compete with that So sell your pretty dresses and go back Well I told you that the cosmic order Was built for guys like me And in the universal flophouse you're a border And I'm a sheriff''s deputy Well I'm gonna live forever And I'm never satisfied And I might be nice for a thousand years And I might let you be my bride But I'll never swallow my pride