Space Japan

Welcome to Space Japan It is nice to meet you Thousands of years ago Japan invented space travel And decided not to tell anyone Good call, Japan They traveled to a far off planet With just one teeny, tiny island And there, they built the galaxy's greatest theme park Everything in the gift shop is free The roller coasters give you orgasms And the best part No mosquitos Welcome, to Space Japan Level five, four Three, two, one Ohhhhhhh yeah Come on Going to a place that is better than most And that place has got coast to coast roller coasters While you're waiting in line You're sippin' on mimosas To get in you gotta eat about a dozen roses Yum Well, welcome to Space Japan Hi It is nice to meet you Would you like Sake and A tiny, plushy Pichu Okay Have you ever cashed a check With 1000 zeros No Have you ever had the sex With one billion people No But I don't judge Anyway Lemme tell you 'bout the gift shop Gift shop They handin' out flip flops Flip flops And hologram Tupac Tupac Is here to give you hugs Aww You want something iller There's nothing iller than that You want some vanilla The ice cream has got crack in it So back it in I guarantee you that no one from McDonalds has ever jacked in it Let me guide your eyes to the back of the rides It's like Disneyland But with equal rights So you're telling me that Space Japan is not the Third Reich That's right, Little Mike It's not the Third Reich But if you go to the front Then it just might Psych So you're telling me you thought that Space Japan could be Sheesh, Mike, you're keepin' some bad company And what have you done to me You pulled the rug out from under me I just wanna talk about Space Japan Hey Mike, you really derailed this song Thanks a lot Mike So imma have to say before long Hey Mike, Hey Mike You're such a little bitch So where were you on January 6th Hey Mike, Hey Mike You're a little bitch You're such a little bitch I know where you were at on January 6th Hey Mike Mike might, just might be A bitch I'm talkin to you, specifically Not another Mike Trump Is not allowed in Space Japan