The Planet of Crotches

I can't hear anything at all Hey, let me tell you about a time Let me tell you about a time That a friend of mine and I That a friend of mine and I Crash landed On a planet Ooh that's gotta hurt It was the Planet of Crotches It was the Planet of Crotches My favorite time With you Ooh hooo Laughter Oh, it's a Planet All I gotta ask of you All I gotta ask of you To do Of Crotches Is take a little piece of yourself and Put it, eject it inside this planet It's a Planet of Crotches Ooh It's a Planet Of Crotches Planet of Crotches What does this planet have to offer What resources could we plunder Through all this wealth And love asunder This planet I'm describing it I'm describing it Everywhere you look's a dick I'm kinda over it and all of its inhabitants F*ck this planet Are narcissists Hypocrites The worst of it The blasted Elebits With knowledge Remember Elebits Elebits were on the Wii In other countries Consensual knowledge They were Eledees And all of these Little things That you were vacuuming IGN says 8.3 Planet of Crotches I say that's a part of me And Family Ohana means family Video, on the corner street Sold it cheap And it can't be beat No it can't be beat So here we are Uh Planet of Crotches So far, far, far From where I came from Yet so close to me But is it really so different at all, at all Their worth They're worth The dirt The dirt I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we'll call it Earth I guess we're Colin Firth