The Revelation of Schlerb

I was riding the waves of space Space When I saw your face Face It was you Me No, it was Schlerb The alien from planet Earth His planet's also called Earth And I asked him Where did it all begin What is the meaning of life And he replied I'm just a guy And if I lied I'd have to die Well then I have but one question Why Do you have to die Oh why do you have to die This is why Uh wow That was sick But what's that gotta do With any of it Do you like dick Dick If your answers yes Yes/No Then I will express Everything Where did it all begin What is the meaning of life And Schlerb described It's just two guys Grabbing each others' thighs Altogether that's forty eyes You know the rest This is no jest Just my revelation test With no subtext Heterosexuals are trash JFK Speech