Celebrity Culture

Celebrity Culture! Celebrity Culture! They wanna know me They wanna own me They wanna take me home I'm not an object But they hold me And they won't let go They wanna see me dance Wanna see me dance At the rodeo Uh They wanna know me Want Naomi I'm not Naomi Who's Naomi? Okay, Miss Mary Tall and hairy No canary Build a bear-y Strike the match Sexism's real It bums me out It makes me squeal Avalanche at the house next door No survivors party of four Everyone knows my name They give me free stuff It's so tough I lost a diamond in the rough and found it in your pants I know much better than to give a stranger a second chance So get in the car and drive to an abandoned warehouse. Celebrity Culture! Celebrity Culture! I'm famous and I hate it I'm famous and I love it Ah