Champagne (feat. Chicago Mob Wife)

Is it just me or is the club tubthumping? Is it just me or is this song Jumpin’ Jumpin’ Breaking off my heels, got a case of malnutrition Headed for the bar, cuz I know that’s my solution Who is gonna kiss me at midnight oowoah Who is gonna kiss me at midnight oowoah What is that smell? Did someone just toot I’m about to break this champagne flute Someone cue the world’s smallest violin All these crazy people are starting to pile in Somebody kiss me at midnight oowoah Somebody kiss me at midnight oowoah I am consuming, Life is confusing Alcoholic drink, I am on the brink Champagne don’t hurt me Honey don’t desert me Karma is a cycle None of this is my fault Champagne don’t pain me I thought you forgave me I can’t hear you thinking Guess I’ll just keep drinking I am blubbering into my bubbly I shaved my legs, now they’re stubbly Don’t talk to me, just cuddle me Watch it, Bitch, I’m about to get ugly Fly just like a bumblebee All these bitches under me Can somebody cover me Think the snipers hunting me Your sugar papa’s crying tryna get in my pants The party’s getting boring so I left in advance Almost fuckin midnight and I still haven’t danced Waiter get me some champagne and make that shit fance He wanna suck on these toes Acting like I’m one of these hoes Listen to my monologue Like I am the speaker, Bose You wish you were so verbose I could rap this comatose Leave my binder at the door Cuz I memorized this prose I’m ‘bout to step on all these bitches That’s not hyperbolic I don’t f*ck with carbonation ‘less its alcoholic All these sluts pull up Looking melancholic I stay pressed like I’m hydraulic Champagne don’t hurt me Honey don’t desert me Karma is a cycle None of this is my fault Champagne don’t pain me I thought you forgave me I can’t hear you thinking Guess I’ll just keep drinking Running to the bathroom Tears run down my face Running past the manager He’s running this place Knocking on a locked door Need to get inside Need the dark to cry But there’s a puking guy Champagne don’t hurt me Honey don’t desert me Karma is a cycle None of this is my fault Champagne don’t pain me I thought you forgave me I can’t hear you thinking Guess I’ll just keep drinking