Church of Elizabitch

Gather round my friends, for the sermon Welcome to church Take a seat, or two Breathe in, and exhale Let The Mass Begin This evening, I’d like to speak to you about: me As you all know, I am Queen Elizabitch But not just a Queen am I I take my job very seriously Very seriously And as some of you know, being queen It does not come without its difficulties I’d like I’d like to speak to you about one of these difficulties Her name is (Redacted) And I know, I know We all hate her But perhaps hate No, perhaps hate is the wrong word We need not hate No, rather, we must turn our backs Hate is a waste of energy Let’s walk away from hate And turn our energy into something Much more valuable Love, for me That’s right To cancel out the evil that comes from (Redacted) We must embrace the love for the good May be my utmost rival But at the end of the day She is still one of my peasants I rule over her And I respect those that I rule Whether they be poor Or gay Or really, really depressed It doesn’t matter to me It doesn’t matter at all Just so long as we can all be together Now today, when you exit I’d like you all to think about The reason that you’re here today Me And I’d like you I’d like you to linger on that thought For just a moment longer Really, really think about me Thank you! I really appreciate it Go do something good today! Just not for We will be having a luncheon in the back Thank you very much! Take care everyone Bye O, Elizabitch She is the power She is hope In the fear She is hope in the fear She is hope In the fear