Stranger in the Manger (feat. Larissa)

Christmas eve Mary's in pain Someone needs to save the day Hey guys, it's me Larissa And I'm Elizabitch-- um Do you know who that is? Over there? I think- I think it might be a stranger In the name of God Which I’ve heard was Larissa All the way from Cape Cod Named after the fish-a To the sands of Egypt I’m looking for Trisha To my home of France Where strangers kiss ya It's me Larissa guys Tree Blizzard Artificial tree, I meant Candy cane Every year I plant a tree Then I eat the bark and tear the leaves A sacrifice for those unheard Lindsay Lohan; Larry Bird Keeping tabs on every bitch Santa double checked my list Did he double check yours? There’s a stranger In the manger Jesus is in Danger Oh no I give Mary a kiss on the lips Then I call her a bitch Then punch her kid Oops I’m a stranger The stranger in the manger A very very scary stranger I'm the stranger Silly girl! it's not a stranger The stranger in the manger Let's go, Larissa The stockings are up on the fireplace What else is up? The suicide rates The temperature of the earth heats Who the hell cares? I’m dropping sick beats Larissa coming at you with the rhymes Violent thoughts in peaceful times Leaving cookies out for Santa Bitch, why? Santa is obese Those carbs, he could DIE Every night I go to church I pray I ask god about Christmas What does Christmas mean? When was Jesus born? What’s my homeless correspondent gonna use to keep warm? Who’s decking the halls with green and red balls When LTBG are met with scorn? Is it REALLY CHRISTMAS? In the SPIRIT of it? To suck on a teat and spit on your mistress Does Santa maintain social distance? Is Jesus religious? Is Larissa suspicious? I’m not superstitious O, There’s a stranger In the manger Jesus is in Danger! Oh no He's a very scary stranger I give Mary a kiss on the lips Then I call her a bitch Then punch her kid Maybe by accident I’m a stranger Same! The stranger in the manger I'm a stranger I'm a stranger in the manger No, oh Snow Chills Artificial tree Chills Priest Knife Sex Lipschitz Stockings Bipartisanship Tradition Homophobia Homophobia Homophobia LUST SONG MUSIC SAN DIEGO WOMENS CHRISTMAS FLEECE PULLOVER SWEATSHIRTS HOLIDAY VACATION GRAPHIC TEES and TOPS Feliz navidad Rachel Maddow My cat died of type 2 diabetes Type 1 diabetes If Santa were a wizard I’d be his right-hand-man Birth Oh, He says to keep our love a secret But I don’t think I can Star No If Santa were a wizard I know I’d be his right-hand-man Coal Homosexuality He begs me, Elizabitch Keep our love a secret But I outed him Live on CNN I'm a stranger In the manger Jesus is in Danger I kiss Mary on the lips Mwah! Then I call her a bitch Oh Then punch her kid I’m a stranger in the manger Feliz navidad I’m a stranger in the manger The stranger in the manger Ooh I punched Jesus, y’all And I’d do it again, bop bop Yahtzee I love yule logs I love poinsettias Ho ho ho