That's My Baby On The News Right There

Hey Um, I'm just getting word There's been a major car accident on the interstate slowing down traffic a lot Our Brenda Splenda is there on the scene Brenda? 5 past 6pm I turn on the TV Listenin' to the news Guess who I see Who do you see? Hey That's my baby on the news right there That's my baby on the news That's my baby on the news right there And he's being interviewed Oh, he totaled my car But he stole my heart So I don't even care Cuz that's my baby on the news Right there Ooh on the news on the news Ooh on the news on the news Well I been told that he is bad to me All my girlfriends say so But look how handsome he is on the tv They don't know him like I know They got my best interests at heart but they're never gon be able to see He can crash my car ten thousands times long as he comes home to me That's my baby on the news right there That's my baby on the news That's my baby on the news right there And he's being interviewed He fucked up my ride But deep down inside I know he doesn't care Cuz that's my baby on the news right there Hey Brenda, what's the scoop? Thank you I'm, uh, here with the driver of the vehicle that crashed So, um, do you wanna say what happened? Oh, I mean it all happened so fast, like I was driving down the interstate, and then I, um Started thinking about GTA like how cool that is so I I took a really weird turn and then before I knew it Poof I'm in a ditch And as part of the GTA experience I did actually steal this car from my girlfriend Love you babe I'm sorry Oh my god! He loves me! That's my baby on the news right there That's my baby on the news That's my baby on the news right there And he's being interviewed He mentioned my name What glory, what fame I've always been prepared That's my baby on the news Right there On the news on the news That's my baby That's my baby That's my baby On the news on the news Queen Elizabitch It's a character, okay? Don't freak out Keep it in your pants Thanks