The Infinite Hotel

We're going on vacation At Hilbert's Grand Hotel It has infinite rooms All booked, I feel doom But I booked room one How can this be Don't you worry You can still stay here with me Call up guest in room one And ask them to move over one Hi neighbor, move over one Hello stranger, give me some time I pack my bags, and the room's occupied You have more rooms you say Then isn't it odd How odd, how odd, how odd It works if you shift over two Oh infinite somehow Oh paradox, oh paradox All that talk, I'll just walk over in my socks Knock knock, let's go Move over guest two Make some room for me too It's a Hilbert's Grand Hotel The rooms are not a motel The five stars luxury awaits Just need to get into room one Before it's too late I lay down and rest In this lovely room I would recommend this room But I can't relax just yet I move over The next guest has arrived Time to keep on shifting Keep on shifting The Infinite Set state of mind Has me thinking The hotel could keep expanding To accommodate the next person, unpacking The crowds keep on coming The Hilbert's Grand Hotel, can fit All of New York City