Can't Stop Farting

And now a funny smell is emanating from my rearMy girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoonI got a problem and I don't know what to do...HELP!I can't stop farting [x4]My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducksI sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luckMt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the roomI gotta problem and I don't know what to do...HELP!I can't stop farting...