Cut It Dude

And I wanna know whyAll the girls get so impressedIt makes me wanna dieAll that long hair makes me whineIt's '95 not '69I don't think it'es very niceGuys looking like Jesus ChristBig fat ugly jocks with hairdosLook like fucking clownsAnd everyone knows they're justThe biggest jerks aroundI'm asking you on bending kneesChange that hairdo won't you pleaseLose that ponytail, you'll seeThat you'd be so cool like meWon't you won't you cut it, dudeWon't you won't you cut it, dudeWon't you won't you cut it, dudeThen you'd be so cool like me