Mars! Goddammit!

We have been observing earth and would like to make contact We will destroy all humans Unless you can come up with a plate of rhubarb I bathe in the technicolor white velvet sand As the land swept away to reveal Another man sitting cross legged dog eared With his dick firmly in his hand I just landed on Mars God damn it please Somebody help me I just landed on Mars God damn it please Somebody anybody I begin to forgive all of human kind Taking blind to shine then back to sublime For they are the ones who got me into space Away from them and their nuclear arms race I just landed on Mars God damn it please Somebody help me I just landed on Mars God damn it please Somebody anybody You have fallen victim You have failed Rhubarb was not delivered And so that ends the human race They failed to get me rhubarb How dare they They have committed a great injustice to the universe I am grand counselor rhubarb And I have come to destroy your planet You will all die You will all die