I Ain’t Feelin’ Good

Aw man I don't feel like going to work today I don't even feel good, man I may have to call a sick day I can't go to work today My head is paining me Plus I gotta toothache My feet are sore I can barely walk to the door What's that I think my heart just skipped a beat You can count me out For any plans this week It hurts when I sneeze I gasp when I breath I'm shaking at the knees A glass of water if you please Every time I turn on the news Instant migraine Every time I want peace Here comes you Instant migraine Persistent lip causing me hypertension My vision gets blurry Must have been something I ate I can feel my stomach turning The world's a soap opera I'm seasick With whiplash Foaming at the mouth My back is sore Because the world keeps kicking my ass I ain't feel good Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Ah huh Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Go rest your neck Guess I'm gonna have to rest my neck Who's calling me Don't answer the phone I just wanna be left alone The warmth of this blanket Giving the illusion of protection As the world seems to keep spinning Around and around rapidly Today I plan to nap avidly Please leave me to my sleeping Life's stress test Will press the best to rest While the rest guess and stress Things that are useless Oh the pain in my chest Seriously Many sights I see today are so sickening Vomit inducing Drama spewing From the drama spewing I'm bellyaching My temperature at 100 degrees and rising I must call off today Can't make it to work today Runny nose Cough, gasp congestion, Sneeze, excuse me Pass the handkerchief I ain't feel good Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Ah huh Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Ah huh That's just too bad I ain't feel good Go rest your neck Guess I'm gonna have to rest my neck I must be allergic to whatever that is you're speaking Silence, please