Heat Wave

Batten up the hatches, lock your windows and your doors The temperature is higher than it's ever been before It's a hot tub in the harbor, they found bodies at the beach So fill your Hydroflask and only go out if you need It's a heat wave, in the middle of July So be safe Stay cool and stay inside The water's even hotter than the sky Start the air conditioner and fire up the fans Close all of your curtains and cancel all your plans Put your head inside the freezer while you grab yourself a cone It's the best time to get naked 'cause today you're staying home It's a heat wave, in the middle of July Not a beach day Stay cool and stay inside Don't be a fool, just follow my advice If you're dizzy, and you feel weak Take a seat in the shade If you're nauseous, got a headache If you're sweating, hydrate It's a heat wave, in the middle of July It could be grave So stay cool and stay inside The water's even hotter than the sky